I say! What's this Brown chappy doing in Number 10?

I know it has been a dashed hectic summer, what with the floods around the old pile, and the Pimms and gin have been flowing, but dash it all, I seem to have missed an election.

Bloody unusual for me, I can tell you. Like to be up on that sort of thing. Even the memsahib is confused about this, as most other things, what?

Bloody annoyed when that sort of thing happens.

Bugger, pass the gin, wallah ............