What this blogging lark needs is some back-bone, some ethics, some good military discipline. You are going to get it from me, whether you like it or not!

It's no good snivelling and saying you don't like it, which is just what I said to young Strangely-Brown when he got stabbed up the alley by one of the natives. Dark down that alley it was ....... anyway, where was I? .... Oh yes.

Discipline that's the thing, and proper British thinking too. That's what you need and what you are going to get.