Where was I? Ah yes so Sky TV on and they had this 20/20 malarkey .. not really cricket you know. Lot's of sweating and galloping about. Not my cup of tea I can telly you. No not at all.

Then to cap it all they had those Australian colonials on. What a bunch! Dressed in skin tight Nancy boy clothing, not cricket at all. Then one of them appeared wearing an Alice band in his hair. Nearly spilt the old Pimms I can tell you.

Don't know what is happening to the old Ozzy Diggers. Alice bands indeed........

What this blogging lark needs is some back-bone, some ethics, some good military discipline. You are going to get it from me, whether you like it or not!

It's no good snivelling and saying you don't like it, which is just what I said to young Strangely-Brown when he got stabbed up the alley by one of the natives. Dark down that alley it was ....... anyway, where was I? .... Oh yes.

Discipline that's the thing, and proper British thinking too. That's what you need and what you are going to get.